Some think of Kelvin Pittman as a large potted plant possessed by some ancient, terrible spirit, aching to take a piss. After years of Anger Management classes, Mr. Pittman can now....well, what can't he do, eh? There's the real question, and none o' yr lip, or I'll airmail you nasty bourgeoise island vacation photos. The hairstyles alone'll make you wish for christmas, so you can wish for guns, or poison, or really ugly attack rodents.